The Bachelorette: Haiku Recap for May 27, 2013
Desiree proclaims,
“I feel like Cinderella!”
A million tears fall.
Shiny silver dress!
Bangs: like Sean, a memory.
Des: dressed up for love.
Meet the new suitors!
Bryden: Montana Marine.
Will: token black guy.
Drew: fan of hair gel.
Nick: Chi-town magic tailor.
Zak: Naked Texan.
Robert: spin that sign!
Mike: dentist, blinding white teeth.
Brandon: has baggage.
Twenty-five bachelors
All here for the “right reasons.”
(Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Time for the limos.
Humiliation contest?
The contenders are:
Zak, minus his shirt.
Diogo: armor? Really?
Nick: token poet.
Dr. Larry: rrrrrrip.
Kasey: hashtag #wtf?
Jonathan: horny.
Ben brings his cute son.
Questionable parenting,
but he gets a rose.
Cocktail party time.
Zak takes off his pants this time.
Potential husband?
“Fantasy suite time,”
cries Jonathan. “Love tank full!”
Des: “Begone, frat boy.”
Rose ceremony.
Sorry, rejects. Journey’s done.
Next week: more fun, Des!
Naomusings 