I am a crappy gift-wrapper.
I just wrapped my husband’s two holiday gifts. The small one turned out okay. Not Martha Stewart-worthy, but not laughable either.
My wrapping job on the large second gift was verkakte. Verkakte is a Yiddish word that roughly translates to “screwed up.” It also roughly translates to “oy, vey, Naomaleh, you’re 42 years old and you can’t even wrap a present!”